Jack-off double feature

When you masturbate two times in a row.

"I masturbated, and just after i finished cumming, I masturbated again. It was a jack-off double feature."

by Gaste Archibald Wozniak, Jr. April 19, 2015

super loser double feature

A 'Super Loser Double Feature' is going to see two or more movies in one evening by yourself. Said person is alone by choice, unavailability of real/imaginary friends or hatred of other humans. Kiosks are used to purchase tickets so same ticket counter does not see said person twice. Antisocial behavior maybe exhibited if noisy family or seat kickers sit to close. In some situations said person will go to multiple theaters to completely avoid being identified as a double dipper.

Last Saturday Jason had a rare Super Loser Double Feature night at the movies after none of his 'friends' called him back.

by realtalljason July 4, 2011

Irish Double Feature

At the movie theater, you pay for one movie, but stay for two.

I paid to see The Dark Knight and then decided to make it an Irish Double Feature, so I stayed in the theater to watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

by T. Johnny West December 9, 2008

double featuring

The act of smoking marijuana 5-7 hours into an acid trip and experiencing a sudden and intense resurgence in the LSD experience, often resulting in astral traveling, melting faces, fractal vision, and extreme and aggressive sleeplessness, not to mention the total inability to drive.

N: double feature, double featurer

Although her initial plans for the evening didn't include double featuring, Agatha soon found herself traveling into space through the popcorn ceiling.

by George Elliot September 22, 2009

Double platinum with no features

When j cole stans remind you that 2014 forest hill drive went double platinum with no features to make j cole look better.

Person 1: Kendrick is better then cole, period
J cole stan: But j cole went double platinum with no features
Everyone: stfu

by STL446 June 12, 2023