dorkenstein

The dorkiest person alive. Avoid at all costs, or you might be contamined with his incurable dorkiness.

Oh, no! It's Dorkenstien! Head for the hills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He'll dorkify us all!!

by bob882 July 5, 2004

dorkestra

A combination of the words dork and orchestra. Primarily used only in secondary schools.

1) Used as an insult by people who cannot play an instrument, directed at a member of an Orchestra - usually at school.

2) Used as an affirmation of solidarity by the accomplished musicians inside an orchestra.

Dorkestra pride, baby!

by BaanGaan September 1, 2005

Dorkestra

a title given to an orchestra member in a face off for the "top spot" between orchestra (dorkestra) and band (band geeks)

P1: band is so much better than Dorkestra!
P2: well I wouldn't want to be a Band Geek.
P1: Well, us Band Geeks win anyway so there.
P2: Nope. I'm pretty sure Dorkestra wins.

by picc_0_lo April 9, 2009

Dorkness

The queen/king of dork, the matter of being a dork, the dorkness be with you.

Person 1: Dude , Becky acts like such a dork.
Person2: Yeah she really does have a lot of dorkness!

by RomarioZ11 July 26, 2010

dorkenstein

An insult to call your little brother. Usually assosiatied with geek and loser.

The little brother produced a significant amount of tears after being called dorkenstein.

by TheOblideration July 6, 2004

dorkers

The prefered brand of pants worn by mid management Dorky types. Although Fashionably out of date, the pleated varity seems to be the pant style of choice. These pants are also coordinated with a some sort of crappy golf course polo type shirt and a cell phone on the belt.

Hey man are those Dorkers you're wearing?

by joe gielniak March 22, 2007

Dorkass

Pronounced Dork - Ass
A nicer way to say "dumbass".

A mild term of endearment between friends.

An inside joke beteween my friend and I, as she is the one who invented it...in the car...while I was driving... Between the years 2000 - 2001.

You are such a Dorkass!

I'm a Dorkass!

etc.

by Teganoid August 10, 2006