Doozer 

A Doozer is a cross between a dork and a looser. This word started from two teenage girls messing with words, and now their entire school says it. Though it should be spelled Dooser, since it is a slang term it's not.

"Renee you are such a doozer!"

Doozer by Nicoleycrap August 19, 2006

doozer 

A person (usually a good friend) that does someone else's dirty work for them and/or tells someone bad news even though it isn't their responsiblity to tell them.

person 1: "tell him I want to break up."
person 2: "No way. You gotta do it yourself. I'm not going to be your doozer."

doozer by sweet-sale.com September 10, 2003

doozer 

a big stud

what a doozer

doozer by Anonymous October 19, 2003

doozer 

A slang for vagina. Originated in Palm Valley Florida.

Man, she's got one gross doozer.

doozer by TJDooz August 26, 2007

doozer 

a device used for defrauding vending machines. a dollar bill or other small denomination bill and two pieces of clear packing tape about 10" long are required. the doozer is assembled by creating a dollar bill with a tape "handle" such that the doozer can be fed into a vending machine and then removed by quickly pulling the doozer back through the rollers. if done properly the machine credits the user for inserting the bill and the user now gets a free snack and change from the $1.

"yo, let's go down to the student center and use the doozer to get free cheetos"

doozer by uhmarghgigglegiggleyahhhh October 26, 2012

doozer 

the space between the scrotum/labia and anus. also known as the taint

man 1: i had a really kinky date last night
man 2: really? did she chew your doozer?

doozer by pmism July 30, 2008

Doozer 

A large marijuana joint typically roles in hemp paper ( or rice paper).

You: bro, I’m smoking a fucking doozer right now.
Your bro: bro save me a clip of the doozer.

Doozer by brad dingus March 7, 2022