Doorknob horny

This is when someone is so horny they will do it with a Doorknob!

Wonda Wonderpig was so Doorknob horny, the whole building had to be disinfected!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

Doron

Doron is a smart guy. He is incredibly handsome and very muscular. He is filled with motivation and is very persistent. He has an exceptionally humane heart, and is open with regards to communicating what he needs to do. He won't demonstrate how he really feels until the minute comes when you choose to isolate yourself from him. He is persistent. He thinks that its simple to profit and remain on same tasks for a considerable length of time, or until they are finished.

Doron is such an amazing person.

by Mjl (jl) May 3, 2019

shithouse door on a tuna boat

1. What a blind and deaf man could be led to believe about his exact location if he were in a strip club, sitting front row of a raised platform or stage, with a fully naked woman performing upon it.

2. complete and utter bullshit event; clusterfuck; SNAFU; con or snow job; dog and pony show; mailing it in, et al.

"Say, did you watch President Bush's State Of The Union Address last night?"

"Yeah, I did, even despite his 30% approval rating and lame duck status."

"Wha'd'ja think?"

"Man, content wise, ain't nuthin' but a shithouse door on a tuna boat!"

by Pard Padre January 29, 2008

doorknob question

Those are the dreaded words that doctors hear as they place their hands on the doorknob to leave the treatment room at what they think is the end of the patient encounter. The patient then tells the real reason that they scheduled their visit. This phenomenon frequently is the culprit that disrupts the doctor's schedule for the rest of the day.

Kayla turns back for what doctors know as the "doorknob question", or the embarrassing symptom turnaround.

by bobene November 14, 2011

Screen Door On A Battleship

the wrong way that biff tannen from back to the future says it, the right way is a screen door on a submarine

Biff Tannen: That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship

Marty Mcfly: It's screen door on a submarine you dork

by lasalle bro October 6, 2010

licking Doorknobs is illegal on other planets

When you lick doorknobs that are illegal on other planets, this was featured on the "One Crab's Trash" Episode on the American Cartoon Series Spongebob Squarepants by Stephen Hillenburg.

SpongeBob SquarePants - "Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"

by SmeariestMocha9 October 29, 2019

Community doorknob

A slut. Everybody gets a turn.

Britney had sex with 3 nerds. She's a community doorknob

by cswiss November 24, 2010