a sex act, in which the male ejaculates on the female's ear / neck region, and then provides her with a courtesy towel or rag to wipe herself off. (see entry for "doorman")
A: dude, i gave her a doorman last night!
B: was it a friendly doorman?
by jakester1234 January 1, 2011
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When performing oral sex on a male, yanking the zipper on their fly up at the moment of climax.
I'd finally gotten my girl to go down on me, and she gave me an angry doorman! I had to sit down to pee for a week!
by Angry Beaver January 31, 2008
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When someone a dozen steps ahead of you holds the door open and you have to walk quickly so they don't have to wait for you - the result being that it would have been more convenient to just open the door yourself.
Whenever I go into the parking garage after work someone ahead of me holds the door open and I have to do the doorman dash.
by O-town Daddy October 14, 2013
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terrible robot main character emo girl from hit series Murder Drones biting a robot made from metal
Serial Designation N: "Uzi! We don't have anytime to do this!"
Uzi Doorman: "Bite me!"
by crischutu07 October 8, 2023
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a rather socially awkward being who is not intellectually gifted and will gain human interaction by holding doors open for strangers.
"That creep over there, ye just know they're a right Norman the Doorman"
by 2000NKPM April 10, 2017
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The bum who sits outside a 7-11 that opens the door as you come and go hoping for extra change from your purchase and or a bottle of liquor at Christmas
Why does the 7-11 doorman smell like vodka and good n' plenty's?

Is it Christmas time already?
by kmoney2000 November 30, 2009
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A inside look to the Security Industry. Sharing your Stories, & Experiences with the World in the hope of opening peoples eyes to the dangerous world we protect them from.
Your DOORMAN is keeping a DIARY. A.k.a "DOORMAN DIARIES"

The incident report written by the DOORMAN, BOUNCER, or SECURITY WANKER, after your physically tossed out the pub window.
by SparklesSpike November 12, 2020
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