doohickey

The key that every time you're drunk is supposed to open the doo*hic* to your flat but you keep missing the key*hic*le

Last words before fading out on your door mat: "Ey jush dropped the doohickey..."

by 0114 October 8, 2010

Doohickey

An acronym for web browser. Doohickey: Designed Online Organized Html Information Constructed kindly Enabling You.

Run your doohickey to type in a web address.

by kylesaurus December 11, 2009

doohickey

When a woman sticks her ass in the air and has projecticle diarhea into her mouth and all over her face

OO she has shit in her hair, she must have given herself a doohickey.

by Kaiser Wilhelmm July 27, 2008

Doohickey

Item with relevance to enjoyment

Look sam.i found this doohickey out back

by [e-mail] June 4, 2018

Doohickey

A vaping device thy shall not be specified.

Him: You got a doohickey?
Her: Of course, you want a chooch?
Him: Hell yeah

by actualnword November 1, 2019

doohickey

A tool

Let's put this doohickey in!

by cdatheofficial June 5, 2023

Doohickey

The Doohickey (informally Contraption, or other similar words) Is an improvised jury rigged weapon, capable of not just killing a person, but the ideas attached to them.

Shinzo Abe was blasted away by a Doohickey, and now the Japanese Unification Church is being stripped of their tax exemption.

by InternetPoison January 22, 2024