tay'queese: hey rufus, guess what?
rufus: what ho?
tay'queese: i was at Fooquan's party last night and he wasn't actin' right so i gave him the ol' doof blast.
rufus: how hard ho?
tay'queese: so hard that his socks liquefied
rufus: what ho?
tay'queese: i was at Fooquan's party last night and he wasn't actin' right so i gave him the ol' doof blast.
rufus: how hard ho?
tay'queese: so hard that his socks liquefied
by ralph cucumber October 12, 2008
Get the doof blast mug.Michael Jackson's go-to synonym for the bodily brown that all humans produce, DooDoo Feces is a lighter, more casual take on the notorious Number Two - a shitty substitution for any situation.
Dad: "I yanked my denims off, and there they were, speckled on my thighs-"
Son: "What was there?"
Dad: "Well, Son, it was none other than your dear old Dad's DooDoo Feces."
Guy 1: "Hey broh, wanna go out and tame some strange?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, lemme just quick spray some DooDoo Feces."
Son: "What was there?"
Dad: "Well, Son, it was none other than your dear old Dad's DooDoo Feces."
Guy 1: "Hey broh, wanna go out and tame some strange?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, lemme just quick spray some DooDoo Feces."
by StrangerInDanger May 14, 2018
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A tall stick, thick enough for attachments of one's choice, used as an identifier to find friends, of artistic or self-expression, to steer the ship or to be used as a staff (like Gandalf).
Jack had lost all of his friends at the festival when he got a bit too cooked. Luckily he was able to find them again when he spotted his mate's doof stick front left of the stage
by Hamantha Salad December 14, 2017
Get the Doof Stick mug.When you take your dog on a car trip but don't realize you've been sitting in dog food for about two hundred miles.
My dad had the worst case of dogfood ass I've ever seen, it was a crusty, brown mass obscenely clinging to his white denim pants.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 30, 2017
Get the dogfood ass mug.The Doodoo Leprechaun is the reason why sometimes when you look down in the toilet, you have a green stool. When you are lucky enough to have green excrement, it means that you have been visited by the Doodoo Leprechaun and you will have good luck for a whole fortnight! The greener the poo, the luckier you'll do!
Guy #1: Man, I just had a shit, and it was GREEN! Is something wrong with me?
Guy #2: No, man. It was just the Doodoo Leprechaun!
Guy #1: SWEET! GOODLUCK FOR A FORTNIGHT----
Guy #2: No, man. It was just the Doodoo Leprechaun!
Guy #1: SWEET! GOODLUCK FOR A FORTNIGHT----
by Justin Cow September 15, 2006
Get the The Doodoo Leprechaun mug.A fly that surrounds poop within minutes after dropping it off in the rugged woods. Also, very noticeable from the greenish/blue shiny look on its back.
Note: It is big in size and slow in speed...ie. retarded!
Note: It is big in size and slow in speed...ie. retarded!
by William P. January 6, 2008
Get the doodoo fly mug.The term is used to define a person who is not in tune with reality. A person who is stuck in the world of make-believe.
A person who doesn't believe fat meat is greasy. A person who doesn't want to believe shit stinks.
A person who doesn't believe fat meat is greasy. A person who doesn't want to believe shit stinks.
A buddy of mine John is no longr cool with me because I made wake him wake up and smell the doodoo about the music business. He wanted to believe artists made more off of ablums than record companies.
Once reality kicked in, he hates my guts because his heart was filled with greed.
Once reality kicked in, he hates my guts because his heart was filled with greed.
by dwayne May 11, 2004
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