doisted

when something or someone gets really messed up

drunk

intoxicated

injured

I doisted my car last night when I ran into the pole.

I was really doisted after drinking a case of beer.

I really doisted my shoulder when I fell.

by tralfazdog October 25, 2009

Dynisty

A pretty girl that is tall and shy. Once you get to know her she is funny and loves to sarcastic. She is usually dark with small round chubby lips. She is kind and loves to dance.She if you are a close friend or even family she will stick up for you. She makes a great friend and sister.

Person: Wow you have very nice sister what’s her name
Me: Dynisty

by Jmb120206 September 25, 2018

Dogist

One who does not like a particular breed of dog

"i don't like chihuahuas. they are soo loud and i can't stand them"

"Ooo you are such a dogist."

by LuckyRomeo August 19, 2009

Dontstickituptherobia

deep rooted fear of bending over in public

I couldn't bow after my performance for fear that someone would sneak up on me from behind and sodomize me. Doctor says it's called Dontstickituptherobia.

by TheAntiSocial June 5, 2009

Dongster

A guy with a huge dong that likes to chill and smoke marijuana...

"Dexter's such a dongster!!! don't you agree?"

by Dongster lyons March 6, 2010

Dongstache

A person's nose that's in the shape of a penis, and who's big dirty mustache below it makes it look like one hairy face crank.

Look at that guy! He totally has a dongstache!

by ubrsyn November 26, 2010

donkster

The combination of a donkey and a lobster.

They would call it the Donkster of the deep, and the old fisherman down at the wharf would reward any fisherman brave enough to fish it out five thousand dollars as a reward.

by trevor bonitz December 11, 2008