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Ghost Donging

Ghost Donging is the act of pulling your penis out when a picture is being taken of you in the middle of friends or family. This can occur at any time of day. The best instances take place in a bar, sporting event, or family cookout.
Damn, Jimmy was successfully ghost donging in that picture at the Laker's game last night.
by GhostDonging53 December 27, 2010
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Flop dongler

a penis of epic size, very big in length and girth.
WOW! That is a massive flop dongler you have there, you could kill a gorilla with that!
by J&A8991 October 17, 2012
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Donglirious

Donglirious is a state a person has fallen into when they have had either to much or have had access to zero dong at all, resulting in the subject becoming delirious.
Man oh man, did you hear about Alicia? I guess Barry was dishing her the dong all weekend long, and as a result she became Donglirious and had to miss work. Of all the things you can miss work for in today’s age, she’s missing it due to a serious intake of the old third leg. Sad and yet beautiful at the same time.
by Tee Cee Deez March 15, 2020
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john dongle

(n.) an exclamatory expression similar to diddly squat that most commonly means "nothing" but can have other meanings depending on the context
(adj.) silent, not making noise
I don't wanna hear john dongle out of your lying mouth, Katie.
by CosmikJack January 13, 2017
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Donglepuss

Pronounced: don-gull-puss

Originally of Germanic origin, donglepuss was brought into popularity by chemistry students at UNC Chapel Hill for a generic word of “something dirty”. This word is also a substitute for anything in conversation, especially when attempting extreme perverted ambiguity. Additionally it is characterized under a sub-set of words, which are particularly addictive to say. (IE dinglepuss, close relative to the donglepuss, just smaller)
"Ow you ass hat, you kicked me in the donglepuss"

"Hello there young lady, would like you like me to pet your donglepuss"

"Dude did you see that guys donglepuss"

"Pass me the donglepuss"
by Christopher Gagliardi October 5, 2007
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Retro Donging

The act of giving your partner sexual pleasure with nothing other than the ol' classic missionary position
by DrewnIan November 30, 2010
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Iraqi Dongsled

When a double leg amputee puts bandanas on his stumps and rides down a hill on 2 skateboards under his stumps, while having an erect penis. At the bottom of the hill will be a midget with his asshole spread ready for the dongsled.
Peter: I heard that Jonah had a penile fraction for trying the Iraqi dongsled on Melinda.
by Scoopdevious May 28, 2016
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