dondoodatshit

Pronounced: Doe-n-doo-da(t)-shi(t) (both "t's" are silent).

"Don't do that shit."

When one bro tells another bro to think twice about doing something unintelligent.

Homie 1: Yeeaaah maaaan, Imma rob up dis here bank, maaan!
Homie 2: Maaaaaaaaaaaaan, dondoodatshit, maaaan!!!

by danethebrain February 25, 2008

donfoolery

A type of foolery that encompasses that of mentally ill humor or funny occurrences

“Hey, you wanna engage in some Donfoolery”
“Nah mate, Can’t do that when I’m not mentally ill”
“Oh, fuck i forgot about that”

by SomeInternetPerson August 24, 2023

dogfood scam

1. A old school scam used by bums to get money by using a can of dog food and a can of cornbeef and hash. The can of dog food is emptied and cleaned out and the cornbeef is placed in the dogfood can. The bum then sits outside a grocery store eating from the dogfood can and is given money by strangers that think the poor bum is eating dogfood.
2. Any scam where a bum lowers himself to a unethical level, such as pretending to have no legs.

Ford: Well the car is busted and I'm out of money.
porch: I have a couple of dollars. Lets get some cornbeef and some alpo and pull the dogfood scam.
Ford: Heheh, the dogfood scam, I'll get my bum suit out of the trunk.

by Ford Lawnmower November 7, 2007

dogfoodify

the process by which human food, mainly that of the cheap ground meat sort, becomes dry, hard, and oddly smelling like a day old turd. Of or like dog food.

"Yo! we better eat them tacos lest they dogfoodify up in here."

by Heinous Realist June 25, 2015

dogfood

food that a dog eats.

that dog is eating food, dogfood.

by dane hirst September 11, 2006

dogfood

In the Bay Area it's another word for Cocaine

"I had to shake that hutch cuz the bitch was gurpin off dogfood"

by Paulrus April 17, 2006

dogfood

One who eats fast foods. A typical dogfood stuffs him/herself with dog food sold in Mc Donalds, Burger King, or any chain food outlet. An American.

A couple of dogfoods were sitting on a bench drinking their favorite piss they call beer.

by Anton July 7, 2004