Donald Trumpet 

A trumpet played in the manner most stereotypically characteristic of a trumpet: loud, obnoxious, and surprisingly high-pitched, with an abundance of mistakes. The resemblance to Donald Trump's remarks is quite striking.

The firsts are truly excellent examples of Donald trumpets; indeed, they even have tiny hands.

Donald Trumpet by wte80 October 30, 2016

Donald Trumpet 

When your trumpet grows a toupee and starts blasting out loud and obnoxious voices saying,"China,make America great again,I love the Mexicans!"

"Wow when did your trumpet grow a toupee?"

"It grew it when it voted for Tump!"

-Donald trumpet

Donald Trumpet by I hate Donald trump December 16, 2015

Donald Trumpet 

When you trumpet your hatred and knowledge of evil brought upon the world by Donald Trump.

It's very healthy these days to have a Donald Trumpet.

Donald Trumpet by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Donald Trumpet 

Donald trump loves to suck bOoBs, willys, kids, giraffes, snakes, any living creature. He is so weird and doesn’t accept GLBTQ+

Donald Trumpet loves children

Donald Trumpet by Willybeard.65 December 7, 2020

Donald Trumpet 

an orange faced trumpet that may deport you any second

donald trumpet tariffs cancer so cancer gets deported

Donald Trumpet by CharlesMcChuckles September 23, 2025

Trumpadict Donald 

Traitor Donald Trump in the tradition of Benedict Arnold.

In Helsinki 2018 we watched Presidential Treason out in the open as Trumpadict Donald groveled before Vladimir Putin.

Trumpadict Donald by NeologianPJG July 16, 2018

Donald Duck Trumpet 

Where the 45th president is made fun of by being compared to a duck from a cartoon from 1919 playing a modern band instrument

Damn, Donald Duck Trumpet is really banning some Mexicans. They probably shit on the wall to defy it and gives the message "Fuck you trump nobody ain't letting to dumbass wall get in our way"

Donald Duck Trumpet by zaqwszsfdzsgf April 27, 2019