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Don't publish this

Don't publish this by Suzie Sheep February 2, 2019

don't publish this definition 

you see? you see the dumb crap the urban dictionary editors will actually publish instead of real definitions?
don't do it. don't publish this definition. it's fucking useless. fuck you.

urban dictionary editor: Let's see here, we have a real and possibley helpful definition and one talking about some guy's random ass friend named James. Hmm which one should we allow on the urban dictionary. Hmm i'm gonna say the useless one about some guys random ass friend. Fuck the real and useful definitions right guys!

a bunch of dumb fuck urban dictionary editors: YEAH!

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally! 

When the people at Urban Dictionary hate you, despite your word perfectly fitting on the website.
Guy: OMG URBAN DICTIONARY EMAILED ME!
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Guy: :(

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally! 

The email check of shame. When you realize that all hopes and dreams of publishing that one definition on Urban Dictionary that made you die of laughter to yourself while stuck in quarantine are gone, gone, gone.
Phone: *makes email notification sound*
Me: *drops everything and opens email faster than the speed of light*
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Me: Well that's just great.

We don't have any currently published definitions associated with your email address.

when you searched for your definiton but don't find it so you look in your profile to find nothing but "We don't have any currently published definitions associated with your email address."
We don't have any currently published definitions associated with your email address.

Dont Publish 

The button all urbandictionary.com "editors" click on when editing every word they come across in an effort to keep the words they made up as popular as possible, preventing potentially better words from showing up.
"why didn't these faggots publish my word? Fuck these fools, I'll get back at everyone by becoming an editor and clicking Dont Publish for every word I see."