You Don't Tell Me 

To dismiss someone else's statement that either corrects, or nullifies your previous statement.

"I'm not sure we're going the right way."
"Hey! You don't tell me!"

You Don't Tell Me by Zias Noxid April 6, 2009

you don't have to tell me twice

Another way of saying, "I understand" or "I already know."

(patiently listens to a broken man's pitiful, self-depreciating speech)

My Response: "You don't have to tell me twice and I'm okay with it as long as you stay away from my sis. P.S., Jesus loves you and everyone else thinks you're an idiot."

you don't have to tell me twice by ms.understood September 16, 2013

don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining

something you say when someone lies to you, cheats on you, betrays you

john: i love you anna.
anna: don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining!

don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining by J-Lima December 30, 2008

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. 

Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.

You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. by wouldaben January 15, 2011

Tell Me Something I Don't Know 

TMSIDK is the abbreviation of Tell Me Something I Don't Know. To show sarcasm at the obvious.

Person 1: "It's raining out"

Person 2: "Tell Me Something I Don't Know"

Can also look at sites like www.tmsidk.com for more info.

Tell Me Something I Don't Know by agnoster August 19, 2010

Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar 

A response to a purposely misleading statement or a bold face lie.

Obama: Universal health care will save us money.
Senator: Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar.

Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar by country_boy August 18, 2009

don't tell mere 

Don't tell mere started from a video by Matt Carriker who is the main person in the popular YouTube channel Demolition Ranch and Off The Ranch where he bought a new gun and told viewers to not tell mere his wife Meredith Carriker

Matt brought a new gun and told his friend don't tell mere

don't tell mere by T. Drake November 16, 2023