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Dominican Republic 

A country where rich American teenagers go to get drunk off their asses.
Teenager 1: 'Oh my God, I was soooo drunk over christmas break.'

Teenager 2: 'Where did you go?'

Teenager 1: 'The Dominican Republic.'

Teenager 2: 'Sounds about right.'

Dominican Republic 

Dominican Republic is a half-island country located in the Caribbean.

We have one of the worst education systems in Latin America; the government refuses to invest the (by-law) minimum of 4% of the budget in education.

We have a large illegal immigrant population of Haitians who cross the border seeking to re-establish themselves on this side of the island.

Underage drinking is a custom here; allowing minors to go into clubs is an everyday sighting.

Culturally rich, the Dominican Republic was the first colony in America to have a university (Universidad Autonoma de Santo Domingo, founded 1538 if I'm not mistaken), the first cathedral, and being the birth place to the music genres of Merengue and Bachata. Other musical styles that have great popularity here are Rap and "Dembow".

Unfortunately, this country is controlled by the 5-10% of the population that in election time "buys" votes of the uneducated and gullible by bribing them with food and false promises. This keeps the country chained to a vicious circle from which it seems it cannot unbind itself.

The Dominican Republic is a poor country, ravaged by drugs and corruption, and from the looks of it, this might be the case for a while.

We got nice beaches, plantain, mangu, sancocho, red soda, a very colourful vocabulary, (mostly) kind and helpful, but retarded people, and one of the most beautiful national anthems.
Corruption, drugs, and plantain are Dominican Republic's main exports.
Dominican Republic by cfrv93 June 8, 2011

Dominican Republic 

To clear a couple of things off (& I quote)): "The first Caribbean country to gain its independence was Haiti in 1804, and it was followed by the Dominican Republic in 1844 and Cuba in 1902."
Go to this link and see for yourselves that us people from the Dominican Republic are not lying: http://tinyurl.com/yqcprl
Dominican Republic by eulb December 12, 2008

Moca [Dominican Republic] 

I'm going to visit my family at Moca.

dominican republic 

the best place in da world is rd
"hay tan to lo dominicano
como yo"
third largest sugar producer in the world
dominican republic

dominican republic 

spanish country with cool beaches and cool people, also the beer is just about perfect. they have that david ortiz guy from the red sox who probably uses steroids. somewhat poverty stricken, but its just about as good as cuba if not better.
dude 1: ey this dominican republic country's beaches are the goat man
dude 2: how did you get in my house