The frustration that you'll never be able to understand another person's pain, only, ever searching their face for some faint evocation of it, then rifling through your own experiences for some slapdash comparison wishing you could tell them truthfully, "I know exactly how you feel."
Coined by author and poet, John Coney
Coined by author and poet, John Coney
by LexiTheDobie December 14, 2021
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by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021
Get the Dollop Head mug.Originally this is a Russian word ("долбаеб") that means a dumb man or an idiot in a rude form (in a very one). Also a crazy guy might be called that way.
- Alex broke his car when he was drunk.
- What a dolboeb!
- This dolboeb is really going to do it (some crazy shit)!
- What a dolboeb!
- This dolboeb is really going to do it (some crazy shit)!
by DarkerDays December 10, 2015
Get the dolboeb mug.Dolores Jane Umbridge, or just Umbridge, is the toad faced cunt that first appears in Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix. She is loathed by almost every student, teacher or employee in Hogwarts, aside from Slytherin house which she shows blatant favouritism to, and the caretaker Filch. She has committed several atrocities to many characters, such as her firing Harry to carve *I must to tell lies* into his hand for weeks on end, forcefully sacking Treylawney, refusing to teach the students and actual education, attempting to sack and Hagrid, and nearly killing McGonagall in the process and trying to send Albus Dumbledore to Azkaban. In The Deathly Hallows, she becomes the Minister for Magic, and starts making illegal court cases against muggleborn witches and and wizards. At the end of the series, she is committed to Azkaban. In HP, almost every single character has something redeemable and there is barely a character that is completely hated. That being said, I have never found a character who doesn't despise Umbridge.
HP fan: Hey, do you think Lucius Malfoy was a good character?
Me: Well, he's no Dolores Jane Umbridge.
Me: Well, he's no Dolores Jane Umbridge.
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My dad had the worst case of dogfood ass I've ever seen, it was a crusty, brown mass obscenely clinging to his white denim pants.
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Get the Dollop-Head mug.A motherfucking idiot who dresses in all pink and makes students write with quills that cut into their hands. If you like this character, seek mental help.
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