dogknobing

To Fuck A Dog In The Ass.....As Hard As You Can.....

David bought a new puppy and dogknobbed it....

by UrFavoriteFuck March 29, 2005

Dog nosing

On sharing a bed with a male friend, usually drunkenly, and awakening in the early hours to feel a sensation not disimilar to a dog, gently but persistently nudging your upper leg with it's nose, as if wanting a walk or a bone. I's not a dog. But it does want a bone.

Urgh, I was so pissed I passed out on Dave's bed, and woke up to find the desperate c**t dog nosing me. I played dead and eventually he stopped.

Nah I didn't shag him - I think he might have dog nosed me but it was too half hearted and torpid to warrant any response.

by Lizabeast May 13, 2010

[Doghousing]

Doghousing: Inserting your penis into your partners vagina and going to sleep. No pushing involved, just a warm place for your dog to spend the night.

After having hot sex with Shiela, Jonathan decided to end the night Doghousing her.

by DoghossinSOB January 14, 2017

Doosing

The act of falling asleep

Tonight I’m doosing hard

by Swedafrica June 11, 2020

dognodding

When your man pretends to sleep and starts snoring then denies “dognodding” when you ask him if he is sleeping. (Usually after being awake for long periods of time)

My man was up4days and dognodding, I thought he was pretending to sleep and he started snoring so I woke him up and he denied he was “dognodding” .

by Longshot Lee July 24, 2022

dognodding

When your man is up4days and pretends to sleep then starts snoring he is dognodding.

He was up4days and pretending to sleep, dognodding, snoring and all trying to deny it.

by Longshot Lee July 24, 2022

reverse-diagnosing

When you tell someone they don't have a mental illness.

"you don't have anxiety, that doctor is wrong."
"stop reverse-diagnosing."

by rjwfjeqi03e999909090909 November 17, 2020