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scrotum docker

When someone rubs their scrotum against a dock (mostly wooden ones), which boats tie up to. These are the most sick and twisted people you may ever come across. They will not stop scrotum docking! Not even if their scrotum looks like a sea urchin from having so many splinters in it!
( ex. 1 )

Cameron: ewww! look at that guy, why is he doing that to the dock?!

Jack: because he's a scrotum docker!

Cameron: if he gets a splinter there, wouldn't it hurt?

Jack: no, because his scrotum is very rough and tough skinned now from scrotum docking so much...

( ex. 2 )

Eddie: Is that a sea urchin connected to that guy?

Garrett: No, thats just a guy's scrotum after scrotum docking.
by bigc00n69 June 14, 2011
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Dockrey

A girl who can't remember if she gets fingered in parking lots.
"Why did you leave the pub without saying goodbye?" "Oh, I found a Dockrey on the way out"
by RevHC April 4, 2010
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docker's nod

Our kid gave soft lad over there a docker's nod
by notquitepatrick May 7, 2014
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Big Dickery

Showing off. A (sometimes inappropriate or unnecessary) display of power.
"That was some Big Dickery on behalf of the military, did they really have to blow up the entire country?"
by pulse.101 May 15, 2014
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Pre flop dickery

Used in Texas hold'em poker when there are several people who bet or raise before the first 3 community cards are drawn from the pack (known as the flop)
(Before any community cards are seen)
Person:
1) I call
2) I bet
3) I raise
4) I re-raise
5) I'm not getting involved with this Pre flop dickery, I fold!
by Sketzz October 30, 2011
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dickery

Damn, that guy's dickery is off the charts!
by Nevrmore March 26, 2005
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New York Hickery Dickery Dong

A sexual act between a man and woman that can only be done on New Year’s Eve on top of the Empire State Building, otherwise it’s completely ILLEGAL. The man inserts his cock into the woman’s pussy, preferably a tight one, he than dangles her over the edge (titanic style). He continues to pump his cock into her, pulling out last second, ejaculating over the edge, falling down to an unsuspecting person. After that, they must sing the National Anthem backwards, or they will be killed by two bald eagles that happen to reside in the building.
James: yo, guess what? My girl said I could try the New York Hickery Dickery Dong on her tonight, since it’s New Year’s Eve and all.

Patrick: Sweet, I wish I had a woman like yours.
by That one guy you like June 16, 2018
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