Doc martens

The coolest shoes/boots on the planet. Usually called gay or ugly by ignorant and/or stupid people.

This scene girl called my doc martens gay and I killed her.

by mmmartian April 11, 2010

doc marten dental plan

The swift and painful removal of all teeth. The instument used in this operation is a ten eyed steel capped pair of Doc Marten boots. This usually happens when you piss off followers of these paticular groups: Boneheads, Skinheads, and Oi kids.

The emo kids with their AFI shirts just signed up for a "doc marten dental plan" when they called the group of skins fags.

by Alcore September 23, 2006