do the dew

Inserting a finger into a person's rectum while giving a blow job, typically in a gas station bathroom

Man1: "Did you hear what she's goin to do?"

Man2: What man?

Man1: She grabbed up dude and they're goin' to "do the dew!"

Man2: Again?!

by dirtyjoe282 March 26, 2010

Do The Dew

to smoke marijuana or use marijuana related products; named for The Twin's mountain dew can safe.

Stoner 1: hey bro, u tryyin to do the dew?
Stoner 2: of course bro, 420 is comin up.
Stoner 3: i got 5 on it

by the man named stan February 24, 2009

Do the dew

(a) drinking out of a bottle without touching your lips to the rim, like they do in commercials.

(b) using a homemade bong

(a)

guy 1: hey, let me get some of that grape drink.
guy 2: no way dude, you'll backwash.
guy 1: come on please? i'll do the dew.
guy 2: alright, here.

(b)
girl 1: are we smoking out of a banana peel and a cork?
guy 1: yeah, i lost my bong so we're going to have to do that dew.

by Charity Jule October 30, 2009

do da dew

When you're so bored that the only thing interesting is a mountain dew reference.

ARE U READY TO DO DA DEW?!!! YEET YEET YEET!

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 24, 2019

Do the dew

To kill oneself; commit suicide.

I chose a name in my family’s $2 gift which made me have to do the dew. However, I’m a bitch and didn’t do it.

by Michael “fagatar” Maksymowych December 14, 2023

do the dew

trying to fucc, pipe your shit, eat the ass like its happy hour at red lobster, tryna eat you out like a full course meal, want to do the intercourse, want to impregnate you, want to have babies, want to perform the sex, peeny in booty, ill be bill clinton youll be Monica lewinsky

"Madison be lookin so fine tonight that im tryna do the dew with her"

by yothatsbrett69 April 1, 2019