Dwight Shrute

three words to describe Dwight Shrute:
hard-working,

alpha-male,

jackhammer,

merciless,

insatiable.

He is just like Dwight Shrute. In three words: hard-working, alpha-male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.

by Bartholomew123456 May 21, 2013

Cinnabon Delight

While flying middle seat on a commercial airliner you and your girl, who had the aisle seat, strip naked and she starts riding you and right before climax she dismounts and you finish on the unassuming Indian passenger that just had to have the window seat.

That jack ass that rushed on the plane to get his window seat just got a Cinnabon Delight. Happy Flying A-hole!

by AV8Rheavy June 8, 2018

Bowlers delight

When kneeling behind a woman bent over, doggy style, sticking 2 fingers in the woman’s vagina, and 1 in the anus. Similar to how one would hold a bowling ball.

Lance unexpectedly gave me a bowlers delight last night.

by ProBowler December 21, 2020

swiss delight

Using a cheese grater to climax; originated in Switzerland.

I was feeling pretty delicious, so I decided to attempt a Swiss delight. Yolo.

by Accounting Genius November 6, 2013

White Delight

What a White woman experiences after having sexual intercourse with men of other racial groups (black, asian, latino).

Because a white man's penis is too soft and useless without viagra and penis pump, a white woman will usually seek out non-white men for her sexual needs.

White woman: I need sex now!
White man: Just a sec honey *looks for penis pump and viagra pills*
White woman: Hurry up! I'm so wet its dripping down my thighs!
White man: just a moment hun!
-30 min later-
White man: ok it's up!

White woman: I'm going out, going to get some White Delight from the Asian studs at the gym.

by Home of the free Land of the b July 17, 2012

Afternoon Delight

The act of having sex during the afternoon hours of the day as opposed to the far more common nighttime hours.

The term was originally coined in the 1976 hit song "Afternoon Delight" by the Starlight Vocal Band. Due its lighthearted musical style, the song is often misinterpreted as being one about the general fun and innocence of being in love. Only upon close inspection of the lyrics does it become obvious that the song is actually about having sex during the afternoon hours of the day.

I went home to have lunch with my wife, but we ended up having a little afternoon delight instead.

by Sodakak September 14, 2016

Dwight Schrute

the worlds best assistant to the regional manager person who loves beets and Angela

Dwight Schrute is my husband baby daddy beet lover and the regional manager

by leannthebadbish January 4, 2020