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Divorce

1) To separate or depart from.

2) Separation of married couples or ending of a civil union resulting in the inevitable destruction of family units and the partial if not full-ruining of the lives of offspring tied to both parties.

3) The most selfish act a parent can do second only to cheating on their spouse and abusing their family.
1) The metal sheet divorced from its counterpart as the bolts and screws came loose.

2) The divorce rate in America is above 50% nowadays despite the drop in ceremonial marriages. No wonder everyone is so fucked up: they're too damn selfish to get along with anyone else...

3) My mom divorced my dad despite the lack of infidelity or abuse. My mom is a heartless bitch who can go to hell.
by Axiomatic June 25, 2009
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Divorce

When your bitch wife wants to leave you to fuck some crackhead asshole behind McDonald's
You:Bruh my wife filed for divorce and left me for some crackhead asshole she fucks behind McDonald's
Bruh: Bruh dat's cray
by MyWifeLeftMeAndTookMyKids October 4, 2019
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Divorce

YES!!! I DID IT! I AM THE GREATEST!! BRIGHTEST LIGHT IN THE NIGHT SKY!!
Iam "Hey, you hear about the Divorce?"

Hym "DID YOU DOUBT MY POWER!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
by Hym Iam April 20, 2022
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Divorce

One of the worst things parents can do to devastate their child.
Divorce sucks ugh!
by Bunnies! July 30, 2011
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Divorce

Just a 7 letter word for hell. Rips out hearts. Hurts more kids than adults. Causes more pain and hurt than imaginable. Also causes kids to flip out and get severely depressed.
I always knew my fucking parents would get divorced. I don't want to live w/ either of them. I hate them both so much. They suck ass.

Fuck getting divorced. I'm never getting married after all that my parents put me through w/ their divorce.
by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004
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Divorce

The screw-in' you get, for the screw-in' you got!
A way to put out the trash. Grabage costs money to get rid of!
by bob January 5, 2004
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Divorce

A means of concluding a marriage which does not include a funeral.
Julie: I can't believe Josh is dead. After 12 years of marriage, his poor wife must be heartbroken. I don't think she'll ever be with another man.
Kim: Well, I felt like that when Josh divorced me for her, but me and Steve are more in love today than ever!
by inew April 7, 2015
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