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disneyland

the place where:

1. it takes an hour to get on the peter pan ride, and three hours to get on space mountain.

2. you spend 50 bucks alone on churros & ice cream, not counting meals, souvenirs, and all the other crap you don't need.

3. once or (if we're lucky) twice a year, someone dies, the ride closes for two weeks, then they re-open it with new music and new safety requirements and height limits.

4. the same music tracks play all day that make you want to blast your brains out.
after a 60 dollar breakfast at the disneyland hotel, and waiting four hours to ride space mountain, timmy flew out of his seat on the coaster and died.
disneyland by d-blair April 5, 2008

disneyland

(verb) The act of using creative means to conceal the true length of a line or other wait.
The Sears Tower wasn't worth the trip, they totally disneylanded us.
disneyland by badsfo January 26, 2011

disneyland

the cesspool where parents go so they're children can go on a hydraulic lift painted like dumbo, eventually leading to them crying endlessly and being little shits for an entire day.
"WAGHHHHHHHHHHMOAAAHGHHHHMMMMMMM!!!" said the dissheveled child, upon leaving disneyland.
disneyland by jaykuppp January 10, 2008

Disneyland

Where they give you the Disneyland Inch.
I went to Disneyland and came back poor and walking funny.
Disneyland by KillS-crap-pyDoo March 22, 2004

Disneyland

I got caught in a stolen car, got a ticket to Disneyland.
Disneyland by Ceferino March 31, 2009

Disneyland

Disneyland and Bangladesh are seperated by de Channel Tunnel