when you are fucking a chick with a condom on. then you say, "look, a panda". then when she looks you take off the condom and snap it right in her eye.
by Special Ed February 2, 2005
Get the Disappearing Panda mug.Guy 1: She's pretty but she's not the hottest girl I've ever seen.
Guy 2: All good, I'll be a disappearing pastry chef. She'll make a great single mom.
Guy 2: All good, I'll be a disappearing pastry chef. She'll make a great single mom.
by zihb November 6, 2023
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/ˌdisəˈpir/ - verb. -cease to be visible, cease to exist or be in use, be lost or go missing; become impossible to find.
"my wallet seems to have disappeared"
by Sr.Verde March 6, 2019
Get the Disappear mug.by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood July 4, 2004
Get the disappearing eggroll mug.The idea that if you supposedly went back in time to pick yourself up, and went back with yourself in the future, and something prevented you from going to the past (death, coma, etc), you would disappear from the time frame entirely, due to the fact that if you dissapeared in the past, you would dissapear in the future.
However, if you dissapeared in the future, you never would have been in the past to pick yourself up.
However, if you dissapeared in the future, you never would have been in the past to pick yourself up.
Disappear Paradox:
1. You're in the present.
2. You see yourself, and then you kidnap you.
3. you will dissapear from the time frame forever, probably because it's impossible to go back in time, or you are trapped in the future by death, coma, etc.
4. If you dissapear, then you're future self disappears, because you dissapear. However, you would never kidnap yourself if you dissapeared, and you would be back in the present, and you would kidnap yourself again. And again, and again...
1. You're in the present.
2. You see yourself, and then you kidnap you.
3. you will dissapear from the time frame forever, probably because it's impossible to go back in time, or you are trapped in the future by death, coma, etc.
4. If you dissapear, then you're future self disappears, because you dissapear. However, you would never kidnap yourself if you dissapeared, and you would be back in the present, and you would kidnap yourself again. And again, and again...
by Someone Personson June 20, 2007
Get the disappear paradox mug.by Bryan Williams April 20, 2005
Get the dissapearedapoofed mug.A highly destructive explosive that according to George Bush, was a common fixture in every Iraqi household. However, upon searching for sed weapons, they disappeared.
Dubya: The Iraqi's have WMD's!
The Rest Of The World: WMD otherwise known as Weapons of Mass Disappearance.
Dubya: Uhhhhh (pause for terrible effect) What?
The Rest Of The World: WMD otherwise known as Weapons of Mass Disappearance.
Dubya: Uhhhhh (pause for terrible effect) What?
by Homie G October 3, 2004
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