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Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker

A man who cannot tie his shoes.
Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.
by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021
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disanythingitized

It's because of you that I'm disanythingitized
by Zekeram12 April 13, 2019
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disanthopolonopious

Definition. To walk
In use. A word used to explain why being asinine when it comes to how people pronounce words is pointless in an angry video game nerd video.
Ex.1
P1. Im going disanthopolonopious
P2. You’re going to do what
P1. Im going to walk
P2. Why didn’t you just say that

Ex.2
P1. Im going to download this gif
P2. Its not gif it’s gif
P1. Who cares, you know what im saying, it would only be a problem if i started to pronounce walk as disanthopolonopious
by TheUltimateDx January 14, 2023
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disagilation

Worse than 3 demerits, 5 citations, 4 violations, 1 verbal warning, 2 written warnings, and a disciplainary review put together. Let's put it this way you don't want to know what you happens when you get four.
Jim: What does a demerit mean?
Dwight: Let's put it this way, you do not want to receive three of those.
Jim: Lay it on me.
Dwight: Three demerits and you'll receive a citation.
Jim: Now that sounds serious.
Dwight: Oh it is serious. Five citations and you're looking at a violation. Four of those and you'll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up, and you're looking at a written warning. Two of those, that'll land you in a world of hurt--in the form of a disciplinary review written up by me and placed on the desk of my immediate superior.
Jim: Which would be me.
Dwight: That is correct.
Jim: OK, I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day, or you will receive a full disagilation.
Dwight: What's a dis... what's that?
Jim: Oh you don't wanna know.
by Kiel H May 27, 2007
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disingenue

A young woman whose appearance of artless innocence hides a biting insincerity.
The disingenue projected incompetence and bewilderment at the menial tasks of her internship, but only because she felt they were beneath her.
by bluestocking February 25, 2008
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disingratiate

to knowingly act in a way that brings oneself out of the favor of another
Stevenson was chewing loudly, smearing McNuggets on his face, and flatulating while his friend was trying to perform legal research. Way to disingratiate yourself, Stevenson.
by stevenson7 January 13, 2009
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Agree to disagree

What someone says when they want to end an argument, essentially concluding that both parties think they are right and that they will get nowhere in arguing.
Guy: It doesn't matter what a judge's background or opinion is when he/she is making a decision.
Girl: But what they believe has a huge effect on the verdict; nothing is objective!
Guy: But to be a judge you must be impartial.
Girl: Aaaah, you just don't get it.
Guy: Can't we just agree to disagree? This argument is really petty. We both seem to be set in our argument.
by WordJunkie May 16, 2009
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