disadorable

(Adj.)

a thing or person that is not adorable in anyway shape or form

Omg dat shirt is so disadorable, why did you buy it?

by marinaaaa April 13, 2008

genuine disadvantage

1. Getting robbed by Microsoft. Paying 599 EUR for the retail version of Windows Vista Ultimate, 460 EUR for the hardware upgrades needed to use it and getting that lovely "This copy of Microsoft Windows(R) is not genuine." box after two weeks' use. How come the users who actually pay for their software suffer from the antipiracy campaign while the users with warez versions have no problems at all?

2. Having to waste lots of time to view the FBI warnings every time one starts to play a genuine DVD while the pirated versions usually omit these warnings or at least have no limits on using fast forward to skip them.

3. The compatibility problems associated with protected audio CD's. While the consumers buying genuine versions have to cope with these problems, the others using pirated versions with no copy protection or downloading MP3's and burning CD's themselves are not affected. An extreme example was the Sony rootkit scam.

4. The annoying tendency of some games to require that the game CD-ROM is present every time the game is started/played even if the game is fully installed on the hard drive. Again, the pirated versions often come with a patch which disables the CD check, thus creating a more pleasant gaming experience.

Person 1: 'I actually paid Microsoft 599 euros for this piece of crap and now it says it's not genuine'
Person 2: 'That's just unfair'
Person 3: 'But that's just Microsoft's Genuine Disadvantage'

by an4ljuggernaut December 14, 2008

Disadulation

You don’t wanna know

Friend: what’s a disadulation....what’s that

Friend 2: oh...you don’t want to know

by The wordsmith 149311 June 3, 2018

homefield disadvantage

When your friend tells you he's going to a sporting event but refers to it by the visiting team. One who has homefield disadvantage does this because he/she has to be cocky in making it clear that he/she is a fan of the visitors.

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Going to the Celtics game"

"Are you flying to Boston? The Nuggets play here, tool. You clearly have homefield disadvantage"

by zerosignal28 March 14, 2010

ingenuine disadvantage

Getting fucked by Microsoft. Paying 599 EUR for the retail version of Windows Vista Ultimate, 460 EUR for the hardware upgrades needed to use it and getting that lovely "This copy of Microsoft Windows(R) is not genuine." box after two weeks' use.

Person 1: 'I paid 599 euros for this sh!t and got to use it just two weeks'
Person 2: 'That's just unfair'
Person 3: 'But that's Microsoft's Ingenuine Disadvantage'

by an4ljuggernaut December 14, 2008

diladdict

A person who frequently goes to the Emergency Room, often by ambulance, for some sort of “emergency” and requests Dilaudid. They also frequently claim to be allergic to most, if not all other pain medications. Bonus points for dancing around the name by try’s to be covert by saying “I don’t know the name, but last time they tried something, maybe started with a D”

Hey Doc, your favorite Diladdict just arrived in bed 6. “What emergency brought them in today?” Oh she’s complaining of knee pain, but EMS said she wanted to walk down the entire flight of stairs from her apartment.

by EMS taxi driver March 23, 2020

Disheveled disadvantage

When someone’s ugliness effects their life dramatically,

Opposite to pretty privilege

“My friend has a bad case of disheveled disadvantage”

by S/a/M February 12, 2023