dis dick

chocolate pankaces to eat for breakfast

want to eat dis dick for breakfast

by william March 25, 2004

dis dick

a joke or trick

leamon:a you have something on your face

stupid dude:oh,really what

leamon:dis dick

by yo momma n pappi September 15, 2009

dis dick in yo mouth

An expression used as banter towards another for the purpose of sarcasm. This phrase is usually used in response to a dumb question.

*Mohammed is lying in bed, about to go to sleep*
Sam: "You about to go to bed?"
Mohammed: "Dis dick in yo mouth"

by Hidden324 March 27, 2016

doom dis dick

When you buy doom 3 and realize you messed up big time. Also used to describe your lame nerdy brother

Doom dis dick dawg!!!

by Travacondadoomstick April 27, 2017

The land of dis dick

A place where women and fags go to have non-stop anal sex, generally used as an insult or joke.

Bob: Say you goin today?
Jim: Where?
Bob: The land of dis dick.

Paul: Hey Jack I saw you walking the other day
Jack: where
Paul: To the land of dis dick.

by Disdickinyaass June 10, 2009

Get Dis Dick

slang term used to upset another person who is trying to insult you or talk to you negatively.

Tom: why are you always an asshole to everyone??

marty : get dis dick nigga!

by thug fuckin militant September 29, 2011

disney + dis dick

It’s like Netflix and chill but With Disney movies

Guy 1:Bro she wants to Disney + dis dick
Guy 2:lucky ass, my girl won’t let me do that

by Schmeat44 November 29, 2019