Dirty Wizard 

A way to refer to a dirty hipster without them realizing it.

Wow, Pitchfork festival was sure filled with some fixed-gear riding, PBR-swilling, over-sized glasses-wearing Dirty Wizards.

Dirty Wizard by Mo Dirty Wizard August 11, 2010

Dirty Wizard 

A dirty wizard is when you have anal sex with a female or male and just as you're about to cum pull out and cum on their face while saying a spell from Harry Potter ie (Expelliarmus, Avada Kedavra) also please note you have to be dressed up as a wizard if not it's just dirty

Here babe want to dress up and do the dirty wizard tonight

Dirty Wizard by Pet5822 October 26, 2020

dirty wizard 

A cocktail only drunk at after parties and originally named after a particularly douchey and dull Harry Potter lookalike. The cocktail is made from three ingredients: Jack Daniels, Robinsons Summer Fruit Cordial and tonic water. It is disgusting.

"What did you throw that Dirty Wizard away for, you rotten bitch?" "I'LL FUCKING MAKE YOU ONE IN A MINUTE!"

dirty wizard by GaJa Williams June 27, 2012

Dirty Wizard 

A homeless man that lives near an Elementary School or a Middle School that knows bootleg card tricks.

Kid: Mommy, I want to go to that man over there playing with cards!

Mother: No Jimmy, you stay away from him, that's a Dirty Wizard.

Dirty Wizard by Swabby Jenkins June 30, 2011

Dirty sleeve wizard 

A wizard/witch that can manipulate foreskin with his/her mind

"I feel something funny in my pants, I hope there isn't a dirty sleeve wizard around"

Dirty sleeve wizard by heterosexy May 6, 2015

Dirt Wizard 

Hippie kids, studying and revealing the wonderful and the weird in the world - the magic.

You’ll never run out of things to discuss with a dirt wizard at a party

Dirt Wizard by andrewkahler February 2, 2018

Dirt Wizard 

Long haired dudes into stoner metal who have an interest in choppers and vans. Tattoos typical, a job in the service industry common.

Man, Billy is becoming such a dirt wizard.

Dirt Wizard by Becky Black April 26, 2025