Wow, Pitchfork festival was sure filled with some fixed-gear riding, PBR-swilling, over-sized glasses-wearing Dirty Wizards.
by Mo Dirty Wizard August 11, 2010
A dirty wizard is when you have anal sex with a female or male and just as you're about to cum pull out and cum on their face while saying a spell from Harry Potter ie (Expelliarmus, Avada Kedavra) also please note you have to be dressed up as a wizard if not it's just dirty
by Pet5822 October 26, 2020
A cocktail only drunk at after parties and originally named after a particularly douchey and dull Harry Potter lookalike. The cocktail is made from three ingredients: Jack Daniels, Robinsons Summer Fruit Cordial and tonic water. It is disgusting.
"What did you throw that Dirty Wizard away for, you rotten bitch?" "I'LL FUCKING MAKE YOU ONE IN A MINUTE!"
by GaJa Williams June 24, 2012
A homeless man that lives near an Elementary School or a Middle School that knows bootleg card tricks.
Kid: Mommy, I want to go to that man over there playing with cards!
Mother: No Jimmy, you stay away from him, that's a Dirty Wizard.
Mother: No Jimmy, you stay away from him, that's a Dirty Wizard.
by Swabby Jenkins June 29, 2011
by heterosexy May 05, 2015