Dirty Mitchell

The name you call your kid when its a mistake

when mommy and daddy had intercourse, they called him Dirty Mitchell

by own3db March 3, 2011

Dirty Mitchell

The act of shoving a baseball bat up a person anus.

Them baseball boys just love to Dirty Mitchell each other.

by Thy Choseth Juan December 13, 2023

Dirty Mitchell

A sexual act in which one performs anal on a female. Following the removal of his poop covered member the female performs fellatio. After climax, the man proceeds to make out with his female counterpart, swapping a mixture of saliva, semen, and a lil’ bit-o-poop.

“I got so hammered last night that I gave my girlfriend a Dirty Mitchell”

by GabeOwner110599 August 22, 2025

Mitchell The Dirty Doctor

A quiet young beanie wearing man who packs a monster cock similar to Thor's Hammer in his name brand work pants due to extensive radiation poisoning.

Mitchell The Dirty Doctor has to go see a Doctor due to his great big dirty cock.

by IkilledSteveIrwin June 19, 2016