Dirty Michael

When you’re getting drunk head in the back of a Tacoma and she opens the door to yack but it’s too late and she spews chunks all over your penis

Damn that one girl I met last night gave me a dirty Michael and I had to shower three times to get the smell off

by Tractorchute10 May 16, 2021

dirty michael jackson

The act of cumming is someone whilst youre dick is imbetween youre legs like a tail.

hey you see Melissa over there? She made me do a dirty michael jackson.

by theepicpeenlord69 March 23, 2021

dirty michaela

A girl who isn't bothered about who or what goes inside her, as long as you use her correct name

"I was with a girl last night who let me put three lion bars in her arse and a Thomas the Tank Engine toy in her minge. I had to keep using her name though, she was right dirty Michaela"

by sheepfish13 March 30, 2020

Dirty Mitchell

The act of meeting the gayest person ever. He'll try bumrape your dog everynight and always has atleast a million buttplugs in his ass at a time

I met a Dirty Mitchell the other day

Unlucky man

by Brenton Toobab October 16, 2022

dirty matcha

When you go into a Japanese sex club and get a pretty boy in a grinch costume.

That dirty matcha really got me off at the club last night.

by LikeTheAlcohol February 13, 2021

Dirty Mitchell

The name you call your kid when its a mistake

when mommy and daddy had intercourse, they called him Dirty Mitchell

by own3db March 3, 2011

Dirty Michael Hill

Dr. Pepper and whiskey on the rocks. Named in honor of the illustrious J. Michael Hill, always near to every Pepper’s heart.

Bartender! Dirty Michael Hill, stat. HEAVY on the ice. I don’t want to have to berate you in front of my kids!

by Pepper Phanatic August 20, 2022