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Dirty John

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When you empty a milo tin, leave a steaming turd at the bottom then refill the tin with milo.
I just gave the milo tin a dirty John. Can’t for the lads to enjoy their ‘hot chocolate’.
by Surfguy September 13, 2020
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Dirty John

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That is 1 dirty john
by Mr John vpc October 29, 2021
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dirty john paul

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inserting your entire body into a women's anus and spinning rapidly till one of the participants is dead
I'm gonna have a dirty john Paul with your mum.
by ajmxd August 8, 2021
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Dirty John Szpakowski

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Getting gang banged in the ass by a dozen gay midgets.
John requested a Dirty John Szpakowski because he likes gay butt sex.
by mac November 12, 2004
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The act of fucking a prostitute so hard that she dies(can only take place in 1898)
That boy dirty John bales fucked a prostitute so hard she died
by Bruhlmao69420 March 19, 2023
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John Dirty Ratcliffe

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A clearly bribable ignoramus who has no background in intelligence who would be the right arm of the 45th President of the United States, just as AG William Barr is the left.
I am announcing my appointment of John Dirty Ratcliffe to the highest office in the intelligence world, whatever that office is called.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 29, 2019
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