When you pretend to order pizza to eat but you smear the pizza all over your naked body and invite the old women next door to eat of your body. You save a slice and make your "home made mayo" and put on the the slice and watch as she eats it.
by No gnomes sherlock July 12, 2021
Get the Dirty Chrismug. 
A sex act in which the dominant partner spits and hacks up loogies on the submissive partner. Especially popular among practitioners of sadomasochism.
by iagojones August 20, 2009
Get the dirty chrismug. by ThottieWiddaBoddie May 18, 2020
Get the Dirty Chris Hansonmug. October 21st is a day where we celebrate dirty chris’s outlandish shenanigans such as being a felon and sex offender
“did you hear about dirty chris beating up my grandma on national dirty chris day?”
“yeah he does that lmao”
“yeah he does that lmao”
by dirty chris lover 33 October 18, 2019
Get the National Dirty Chris Daymug. When all the girls fantasize about fucking you and all the guys are envious and jealous of you. But when the girls eventually sit down on your cock all hell breaks loose. No e if them want to leave you or let you go. Causing you and other guys to fight it out. Thick dick Casanova.
Shannon told Shelby to have her back if she's asked about a sleepover. Since Shannon was secretly having a Dirty Chris with a popular guy.
by UrTonguesHangingOut December 14, 2023
Get the Dirty Chrismug. When a guy over 6ft gives a bird anal and pulls out and slaps his giant balls in her face giving her black eyes
by Bigal83 May 14, 2024
Get the Dirty chrismug.