Dirf

When a person cums into their own mouth and swallows it.

You fag go dirf

by kingrichbich May 6, 2009

Dirf

another name for marijuana

by Dirf Queen August 8, 2003

dirf

1) n. A fake number to tell kids comes between 5 and 6.

2) n. The name for the period of time that begins after midnight, and ends when one goes to bed. Used to avoid technicalities in whether or not it is 'already' or 'technically' the next day. Used like 'afternoon' or 'morning'. 'Wednesday dirf' would refer to the time beginning Wednesday night, after midnight, when it is technically Thursday, but you haven't gone to bed yet.

"Hey, did you know the number dirf comes after 5? Teachers don't teach you about it until you get into algebra, but it's there."

Person 1 - "So last Wednesday night, at like 2 in the morning, I decided to run to the market to get some milk."
Douche, smiling smugly - "Well, -technically- it was Thursday, wasn't it?"
Person 1 - "Actually, it was 'technically' Wednesday dirf, so shut the fuck up!"

by EmeraldScribble December 2, 2009

dirf

1.Another, and a cooler, way of saying duh.

2.Another word for diss.

1. "Where is the bathroom, ma'am?"
"It's to your left. Dirf!"

2. Oh! You have just been dirfed by your own momma!

by Carlito October 2, 2004

Dirf Desert

When your thighs rub together making your chode red, dry, and raw.
Extremely uncomfortable, sometimes painful; happens when walking for an especially long time.

He was walking around for so long that his chode was a complete dirf desert.

by Merick September 5, 2007

Dirf

Dirf is a very mean and sexist thing to say to girls. if you’re a boy then you shouldn’t say nor text a girl the word dirf.

Dirf

by Dirf boi August 9, 2019

DIRF

Dumb Idiot Resting Face

That’s just her DIRF

by Stelly Belly May 4, 2018