A dipduck is someone who tends to be very childish, does dumb stuff, has a distinct smell, and is often Mexican. This person can also be caught wearing mostly black and grey. Also this person can be found almost anywhere except in Mexico.
"Yo, Bro I saw these two dude's Fun Dip Dick Dinging in the bathroom last night."
" Damn bro, We should Fun Dip Dick Ding tonight."
"Yeah bro who's dick gonna get dinged."
"Don't matter Bro"
This term is used when you knowingly or unknowingly receive oral sex from a person that uses chewing tobacco. Creating a "my dick just chewed" sensation.
Hey Enus, I just went to that NASCAR event lookin' for some redneck satisfaction, and I got some nasty dip dick from Ellie-Mae!! : ' (((
James, in his overly didicktic way, slurred his weekly bar-side lesson on "how to pick up hot chicks" to his droopy-eyed, drunken audience, complete with a demonstration of pinching a fine specimen on her ass, followed by a quick pop-quiz on what to do after being slapped across the face in public.