Dirkers

a word used in place of retarded to signify someones stupidity.

Andrew was such a Dirkers when he stole someones blouse coat.

by Ryan_Bears6 September 12, 2018

Doorkicker

An Infantry soldier who goes from house to house kicking down doors and storming entrances

Major League Doorkickers

by InfantrySoldier666 December 9, 2009

slick as snot on a doorknob

Very slick indeed.
Phrase used to convey:
1)A sense of elegant suavity
2)A smooth, dashing je ne sais quoi
3)Class coming out ones' ass

Impressed Socialite #1:"I say, did you see how William butt-fucked that bunny-rabbit without soiling his cummerbund or spilling his green tea?
Impressed Socialite #2:"Yes, he's as slick as snot on a doorknob."

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 26, 2006

Dior

A girl who is not only super BEAUTIFUL but is the perfect friend. She is loving, girlfriend material, stubborn, sensitive, and understanding. Dior can handle herself very well and will not put up with fake people. Though Dior may appear mean at times she is a sweetheart.

She is such a Dior.
You are totally Dior.

by Marshmewofluff July 11, 2018

sock on the doorknob

Tying a sock on a doorknob to signify to others that you are inside the room having sex. You do this as an international sign to say: do not enter. If you do, you will regret it and I will be embarrassed.
Sometimes called a doorsock

My roommate saw the sock on the doorknob, so they knew I was in there having fun with my partner.

by Strongly Opinionated Erin January 13, 2018

Dinorky

1) A cross between a dinosaur and a turkey

2) A move in foreplay when the female fondles the testicles of the male and performs falacio at the same time while making a gobbling sound.

falacio blow job Dinorky

by LE-A the pokemaster November 14, 2010

Dinorky

Noun.

To perform fellatio while cradling the testicles.

"Remember Erin, dude? Yea, she gave me a dinorky last night."

by Dinoturkey November 14, 2010