Dingdong deuce

A dingdong deuce is when a bag of feces is left on someone's doorstep, or front porch, and the perp rings the doorbell before running away.

The other morning I was awakened by a dingdong deuce; when I opened the front door, there was a bag of dog shit!

by Candylaw March 18, 2014

DingDongDumbass

A little bitch ass thats super cute tho and man i love him

"Man i love DingDongDumbass."

by Ridetheporkipump September 18, 2019

dingdongery

Stupid, silly, and usually harmless actions that make reasonable people shake their heads in disbelief. Usually these are actions made by people who don't think things all the way through and/or can be described as "ding dongs".

You got a tattoo that says "$WAG" because you "thought it was funny"?! That's straight dingdongery.

by jesses55 May 27, 2021

DINGDONGARMY

A very Badass dude on xbox one

DINGDONGARMY I was talking to dingdong the other day about, cars, he fucking knows everything about that shit

by DINGDONGARMY September 27, 2021

dingdongchigglewanword

when you have a spicy chiggle so you eat a dingdong and you have a wanword

i got like wan and dingdongchigglewanword

by chigglewanword1854 November 20, 2022

dingdong

A small chocolate cake filled with marshmallow cream.

Hey, you want a dingdong?

by Steven April 12, 2005

Diablo dingdong deuce

a flaming bag of shit left on someone's front porch, wherein the perp rings the doorbell before running off.

Shannon got crap all over his foot when he stomped out a diablo dingdong deuce that someone left for him!

by Candylaw March 18, 2014