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dillweed

The polite definition of 'dickweed'. One may want to refrain from using dickweed in mixed company at times, so they chicken out and use dillweed. Also known in some circles as dickwad. Not to be confused with dickface which is slightly more extreme.
That guy is a real dillweed (dickweed).
by Ludikrust December 11, 2011
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dillweed

1.)a dumb, unintellectual, stupid person
2.)a bong in which a dildo is used
1.)That kid just failed his permit test what a dillweed.
2.)That kids a stoner, I bet he uses a dillweed.
by Genius Texan September 26, 2008
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Dillweed

Blond hair girl named Caitlan
"Caitlan, you frickin' DILLWEED"
by jadesquatch April 10, 2019
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Dillweed

Dude! I have a dillweed up my butt.
by mimrod with a cheryy on top October 5, 2018
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dillweed

Gee, Brennon J. Wilson sure is a dillweed.
by POB9469 February 20, 2017
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Dillweed

A dim witted ass hoe. Has a very simple mind, lacks the ability to read through simple typos in texts. Simple jokes will go over to their heads, their memory only goes back to 60 seconds ago. They have a very limited vocabulary. If you shake their head, you’re likely to hear what sounds like a walnut rattling around (that is their brain, if you can call it that).
Chris said he doesn’t need a list to remember what he needs at the store, but he forgot to get 3 things he went there to buy, what a f***ing dillweed.
by alhexed June 8, 2022
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Dillweed

An insult used to publicly shame and/or defame another human to the point in which their entire reputation and self-image is degraded down to nothing but a dull shadow of what it once was.
Regardless of how you may see yourself, Kylan. You truly are the prime definition and example of what a true dillweed is. And always will be.
by The Big Brap September 6, 2018
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