Dildopolasaur

Teh penis monster normally found under a womans panties shaped and textured like an actual man's junk.

Ram Rod: Man I was going through my girls panty drawer after boning her and found her dildopolasaur.

Trip: How big and what color was it.

Ram Rod: It was the dreaded black colt. 12" of black man junk.

by Hyouga August 28, 2009

Plastic Dildopenis

A all-round dickhead. Bad appearance, no brain, short penis, and all that jazz.

This molester is such a Plastic Dildopenis!

by Delusionally Yours May 20, 2009