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Dikembe Mutombo'd

to get rejected by a person you are trying to take home.
"After Jeremiah bragged about how he was going to bang a slut tonight, only to see her leave with another man, I went up to him and yelled in his face, " Damn boy, you just got dikembe mutombo'd.
by rosco ruxpin October 25, 2006
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dikembe

Spoken whenever someone is flat out denied and followed with a finger wag, whether it be getting a shot blocked or getting turned down by a friend for a beer. For added effect, the speaking of the word should be grunted with a frown.
"Hey dude, can you give me a beer, I'll owe you one."
"Dikembe!" (finger wag)
"Denied, ouch."
by Papa White September 29, 2008
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Dikemobile

Subarus! Lesbians love them! As motor vehicles, of course!
Hey, look at Wanda and Rhonda in their new dikemobile. Think they're going to Home Depot to get some parts.
by yulia9 January 11, 2008
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dikeisim

A radical Religious cult of women who love to scissor eachother in the hallways of El Molino founded by Laura Malcolm a historical figure that goes widely unrecognized in the pages of history.
the dikeisim cult is out and about tonight! Run!!!!
by queerbear March 21, 2008
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disemi

Rahhh look at the fit, I'm looking like a disemi with this fit
by Doisemi June 20, 2021
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Dikembe Mutombo

When you stick your dick and wave it back and forth in a woman's vagina as she's about to give birth, as means to block the child from entering the world.
"Aye yo, my boy Tug did a Dikembe Mutombo on his wife as she was trying to deliver!"
by Thug Roy February 8, 2022
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Dikemobile

Jeep Wrangler, made worse by large tires and obviously non-functional chrome additions to the frame. The most widely desired vehicle of lesbians everywhere.
If you're driving one of these and you think it's cool there is a serious issue with either your a)community's concept of coolness, or b)your sexuality
by This Lil Cracka April 1, 2005
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