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San Diego Padres

Possibly the worst team in NL West (tied for worst team with Rockies). Padres fans usually hate the Dodgers because the Dodgers are way better than the Padres. Padres are also terrible because they have never won a world series. I really dont need to go on.
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by datboiaqua October 23, 2018
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diego pacheco

he a sexy ass he must a diego pacheco
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San Diego Padres

The San Diego Padres are one of the only Major League Baseball teams to have never won a World Series. In the early days of the franchise, the team dressed in shit-brown uniforms and consistently came in last place. Then they changed their uniforms and still came in last. Their fans are a bunch of whiny bandwagoners who cannot even dress themselves let alone speak proper English. Everyone agrees that the team should throw in the towel and stop wasting everyone's time with their minor league highjinks. The fans worship Tony Gwynn, a singles hitter with the waistline of a small ocean liner. The team is the epitomy of the term 'loser'.
Guy 1: I just saw the San Diego Padres in their new stadium!

Guy 2: Do you think they'll come in last again this year?
by grovemeister June 24, 2008
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Diego Pérez

Has an enormous cock, literally a fucking monster.
Oh, he is a Diego Pérez.
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Diego Pagalday

Diego Pagaldays are normally pussies that are born between April and August. They have a hidden talent that normally is really useless. They might act like they are manly but they will actually suck your toes like if they were cup noodles. Diego Pagalday is the typical friend to wake you up to watch a shitty soccer match. Diego Pagaldays think they have a fire mustache but they most likely have a teenage sweaty one.
Do you know Diego Pagalday? "Yea, hes such a pussy"

Did Diego Pagalday get a girl last night? "Na, he pussied out like always"

Jump off the cliff before I make you get with Diego Pagalday
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San Diego Pigeon

When you masturbate in your car on a bridge, and right before you finish, you walk to the railing and finish on all the unexpected cars below.
Bob: Did you hear that Jimmy San Diego Pigeoned over the interstate?
by Beanerflicker January 31, 2017
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