Dickweed

The process of grinding very loud/dank weed then spilling it all over your pants (presumable the crotch area) then attempting to pack the spilt weed into the bowl

"Bro I just dickweed ."

by Bittah pupil April 3, 2016

Dickweed

Someone who gets kicked for team-killing in a Call of Duty multiplayer Hardcore game

Player 1: Dude, did you lag out?
Player 2: No. I got a dickweed.

Player 1: Then stay away from me

by TG DraftGryphon May 25, 2013

dickweed

A person whose penis is so inactive that it literally begins to grow weeds.

Dude is that Socrates over there? He's a big time dickweed. I can see shit growing in his pants.

by Rufusherewherethefuckismyphone September 25, 2010

Dickweed

Someone who is way to egotistical and cant take defeat because they're never wrong and wont take blame for shit , one who acts entirely overly macho and is a pain in everyone's ass with harsh comments ect

Why is he such a big egotistical dickweed

by theCARS7879 December 21, 2014

dickweed

kevin

kevin is a dickweed

by dicknigger4 December 13, 2021

Dickweed

Male genital pubic hair, as used insultingly.

Hey David, stop being such a dickweed!

by DragonnHAIL! n September 12, 2016

Dickweed

Like a dickwad, only thinner.

Look at that lanky streak of piss. What a dickweed.

by PearlFly March 14, 2013