Distwackted

When a user of strong stimulant drugs (i.e. methamphetamine) gets sidetracked. Usually involves fixing items that were not broken to begin with

Tina got fired from work yesterday because her boss was tired of her getting distwackted and "fixing" everything.

by fVck_m3th March 27, 2025

Dicktracted

When one’s mind wanders, forgetting daily tasks, friends and obligations because of a Richard. Often results in close friends asking for proof of life.

I’m so sorry I missed your wedding, I was dicktracted!

by Exlimey March 7, 2026