Hickory Dickory Dock

A simple poem that seems sexual because of similarities between "dock" and "cock".

Hickory Dickory Dock
Your mom sucked my Cock
The clock struck one
And all was done
Hickory Dickory Dock

by PsYcHoImoN July 9, 2011

dicktorious

A man who's notorious for having a large and/or able penis.

"Guess what? I have a date with Jonathan tonight!"

"Oooh! He's dicktorious around here. You're not gonna be able to walk straight tomorrow."

by anotherjenny October 15, 2011

dicktor scale

a scale used to rate the hotness of women. The scale ranges from 1 to 10. 1 being the lowest most fugly bitch ever seen and 10 being the hottest slut ever. The scale is not uniform and therefore can be used to fit everyone's individual life style. What you may think is a 10 may not be another individual's 10.

Jeff: "Hey JR, I just saw met the new chick at work... man, she is a 8.5 on the dicktor scale... I wanna fuck the shit out of that cum guzzling slut"

by Jerome Cocksmith aka JR August 24, 2009

Dicktor

Loser in bed who's treating girls really bad.

You're such a dicktor.

by YourMumYo May 16, 2011

dickory

Clock

How many bells have you got on the old dickory?

by Elisabeth the Queen December 25, 2009

dictory

Getting dick after your mans wins a game.

"Bae just copped his victory. Now it's my turn to get the dictory."

by ayeeliciaa October 23, 2016

dickory doubt

Doubting if someone has a dick; questioning ones manhood.

Mike over there is giving me some serious dickory doubt.
Ya, what guy doesn't like football?

by thankyoubarney January 7, 2012