Dickstamp

A Dickstamp is just a common insult coined by Jonathan S. that is thrown into the group of insults such as Shitstain, Asswipe, etc... It is basically just a nonsense word that sounds offensive, and used alot while driving, and you are un-happy with surrounding drivers.

"That Dickstamp just cut me off!!!"

by WiL S. (BoNe) August 6, 2007

Mega thunder dickslap

Usually performed by people named Thomas with 18 inch penises. The mega thunder dickslap is performed by pulling thy self’s pants down and stroking thy massive 18 inch penis. Then, one spins in a rotation fast enough to cause thy penis to gain momentum. Then, when the time comes, one stops the circular rotation and jumps in the air with penis in hand, and strikes down upon its target. And that is the mega thunder dickslap.

Did you hear how that guy Thomas did a mega thunder dickslap on that other kid?

by Vagina_destroyer.420 June 17, 2019

duckslam

n. A full house in ice curling. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada.

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Did you hear? Scotty got a duckslam on the weekend. He could hardly stand up it was so slippery.

I know the feeling. He should use a towel.

by gnostic3 August 25, 2014

cosmic dickslap

the phenomenon of being fucked into a euphoric state by a very skilled cocksmith.

"That bitch was all starry-eyed after I hit her with the cosmic dickslap."

by 40oz.killa May 1, 2010

Dickslap

When you are recieving head from someone and they are noy doing a very good job, you slap their face with your penis until they get a black eye

SLAP!!!! You call that a blowjob? SLAP!! SLAP!!!SLAP!!!

by big titty bitch January 22, 2005

Dickslump

The act of falling into your partners mouth while he/she gives you a blowjob.

Molly: So I started sucking his dick and he just dickslumped into me.
Julie: What a dick.

by CrxzyBxstxrd November 2, 2013

dickslap

The newest "it" sexual style among those of us of slightly freakier/non-conformist persuasion. Especially loved by dominant freak guys. Better known as cockslap. Usually done on the face, and the purpose of it is not to degrade, nor to leave very visible marks (it should be done lightly). Mainly, the purpose is to show that a girl "belongs" to a guy emotionally/spiritually/physically. It is almost a way of branding. Good to mention if you want to freak out normal people.

Shall we finish it off with a dickslap or what?- my boi to me.
You know, honey, I think I'll be so ecstatic by the end of this that I won't care if you do it.- me.

by ms m September 29, 2004