depression caused by a lack of, or longing for dick.
not exclusive to any gender or sexuality. u don't need to be attracted to people with dicks to be dickpressed.
universal, non-binary, gender neutral mental condition
not exclusive to any gender or sexuality. u don't need to be attracted to people with dicks to be dickpressed.
universal, non-binary, gender neutral mental condition
Kurt: why does Jamie look so sad?
Rita: I think it's because Eden's been out of town so long, they're going through a little dickpression phase .
Tyler: Man, I'm dickpressed as fuck, just wanna hang out with the bros like we used to, back in the 205!
Brenda-Lynn: Becky omfg stop acting so dickpressed, if you wanna fuck just get on tinder and find a late night organ donor.
Rita: I think it's because Eden's been out of town so long, they're going through a little dickpression phase .
Tyler: Man, I'm dickpressed as fuck, just wanna hang out with the bros like we used to, back in the 205!
Brenda-Lynn: Becky omfg stop acting so dickpressed, if you wanna fuck just get on tinder and find a late night organ donor.
by hushgush February 6, 2022
Get the dickpression mug.A disorder associated with episodes of high and low cravings of dat dick; generally a result of trauma from too many dick pics and/or bukake participation. See also PTDPD (Post Traumatic Dick Pic Disorder)
by KevlarMantastic April 29, 2019
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The distinctive kind of senseless depression one experiences after heavy alcohol consumption which typically consists in listlessness, malaise, lack of motivation, and vague feelings of guilt and remorse, even when one *didn't* seize the opportunity to go balls deep in one's best friend's barely legal girlfriend.
Jack: Want to go see that new crappy M. Knight Shyamalan movie?
John: No, I had fifteen Jager shots last night and now I'm suffering from a mild case of drinpression. I think I'll just waste the entire day watching porn and googling myself. I feel like such a twat after last night.
Jack: Why do you feel like an asshole? You didn't even cheat on your girlfriend last night! All's well that ends well, right?
John: Yeah, I guess. Whatever. But I'm still not leaving the house. There's no point in anything anyway. I'm too drinkpressed to even masturbate -- I'm such a waste of life. Fuck, I can't wait til this drinkpression goes away.
John: No, I had fifteen Jager shots last night and now I'm suffering from a mild case of drinpression. I think I'll just waste the entire day watching porn and googling myself. I feel like such a twat after last night.
Jack: Why do you feel like an asshole? You didn't even cheat on your girlfriend last night! All's well that ends well, right?
John: Yeah, I guess. Whatever. But I'm still not leaving the house. There's no point in anything anyway. I'm too drinkpressed to even masturbate -- I'm such a waste of life. Fuck, I can't wait til this drinkpression goes away.
by nb c lo June 16, 2008
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This condition often arises in people with emotional eating disorders.
This condition often arises in people with emotional eating disorders.
Ado: You are binge eating again?
Ash: I am depressed, ok...
Ado: ...and diabetic...
Ash: yes, but...
Ado: You have diapression...
Ash: I-
Ado: You diapressed fuck...
Ash: I am depressed, ok...
Ado: ...and diabetic...
Ash: yes, but...
Ado: You have diapression...
Ash: I-
Ado: You diapressed fuck...
by Roger Bernardine October 27, 2019
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by JosifMoshe September 3, 2012
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by septiplier_awaaaaaaay May 24, 2018
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