error dicktection

1) The subtle art of penis inspection.

2) When performing innocent error dictection exercises but you have something else on the brain.

"After class, I think we should go work on some error dicktection."

by Salpacino2200 April 15, 2009

Dicksicion

Dicksicion : That resolution a male makes or reach based entirely on how horny he is. You can spot a dicksicion on weekends or any other drinking and debauchery situations, normaly by a fairly attractive male smooching or leaving the club with a hideously ugly female with super assets. this also applies to impregnating below average women based on facial or physical attractiveness.

1. Hey dude, check, Baniroquai is leaving the club with that ferociously ugly chick.

2. Dude 1: hey man I have just found out No Teeth Nancy is pregnant with my mini me.

Dude 2: duuuuuuuuuude! what the fuck happened?

Dude 1: wrong dicksicion man, wrong dicksicion.

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by Baniroquai Rewo November 14, 2010

dickpinion

When a man bases his opinion on you based on how aroused he gets whilst looking at you.

Person 1: “I want to get some dick tonight...should I dress slutty and ask Taz for his opinion on my outfit?”
Person 2: “YES YOU NEED HIS DICKPINION{

by MonikaBerit May 24, 2018

dickpicking

sending pics of the dicks/of your dick

- Any plans for tonight?
- Probably dickpicking

by The Wizard of Dick March 5, 2020

dickpicking

looking for a good D

Tonight I'm dickpicking at the club.

by The Wizard of Dick March 5, 2020

dickpicing

sending out dick pics

I'm definitely dickpicing tonight!

by The Wizard of Dick March 5, 2020

Dickfliction

An affliction for dicks. Clearly the best definition.

Dude she’s obsessed. She’s gotta solid dickfliction going on

by 400>175 September 28, 2021