Dickover

What you get the morning after sucking dick all night... like a hangover

" Hey, a beer cures a hangover. I wonder if more dick sucking would cure Gilda's dickover."

by Jennni June 10, 2018

Dicklopediac

A person who finds it necessary to publish every word they can think of or the words of others in order to feel as though they have achieved some great accomplishment in life.

Oh my gulosh Mary, where does Marc get some of the words he says? Did he get that shit off Urban Dictionary or what? I don't know Mechelle since he thinks it's necessary to deliver his dicklitude with such sarcasm and you think it's in your denstiny to be a dicklopediac you should add his words if they aren't published yet.

by Marc Dick Johnson December 16, 2008

dicklers

Any person or persons that over compensate for the fact that they have less than average sized penis.

men who purchases an oversized truck with extra large tires or an intentionally loud muffler would be considered dicklers.

by flex1620 June 17, 2011

Dicktober

Celebrating the dick all October.
Festivities include, but are not limited to:
Dick worshipping
Dick touching
Dick rubbing
Dressing up like a dick
Dick-scapades

“I just ordered a dick costume from Amazon.”
“Why?”
“It’s almost Dicktober.”

by mckat January 23, 2018

Dickaversary

Celebrating a year from the day you get dicked down for the first time

Sam: Hey tommy! Have you heard it’s our dickaversary

Tommy: Our what

Sam: you know a year from the day

by Mama maya and father josh November 27, 2019

Dickonvert

Dickonverting is the act of a straight man converting a lesbian to straighthood with his penis.

Horndog: "Man, that lesbian is so hot. Too bad I can't have her."
Pro: "Now you can."
Horndog: "How?"
Pro: "I dickonverted her."

by DaffyGKH June 7, 2013

Dickvertising

When you're seeing someone and they still tell people they're single.

"interesting, your Facebook status still says "single"...you must be dickvertising"

dick

by Bluegutsoup March 20, 2010