Dickamatics

Shit Just Not Adding Up

Ju bro the Dickamatics ain’t adding up. Kito fuck them hoes the Dickamatics ain’t right.

by juthegoat November 6, 2018

dickamatized

When the dick is so good a girl just gets mesmerized and lets the guy do anything because she doesn't care because of course, the dick is that good

"Oh my gosh girl, me and Lil' Tony cheating on me"

"Why you don't leave him girl?"

"Cause his dick too good!"

"Oooh, you must be dickamatized"

by jujubeez February 4, 2014

dickamid

When three men penetrate a woman's/man's vagina and/or anus, and stack them upon each other.

Bill, frank, and I gave Sally Sue a dickamid after the dance.

by Mr_Munchies February 3, 2015

Dickjumper

Dickjumper- A female that starts a relationship with one guy , but not for long to see how much she can get out of him.Before proceeding on to the next one.

Man #1 . Yo cuz I heard Jasmine isn't nothing but a dickjumper!

Man #2. Yeah dawg, she blew my bank account up and after I was broke quit me & starting messing around with my uncle!

by 1maddd2mackxxx August 22, 2016

Dick Jam

When your doing the dirty and it slips into your booty hole and jams you

I hate it when the butt hurts the next day from getting dick jammed.

When you get dick jammed so hard the next day you have to ice your butt hole

by Curlynanner May 23, 2018

Dickjaw

The resulting condition of excessive, rough "Dick to Jaw" contact during oral copulation. Sometimes thought to be contagious from general contact with an infected person, also had been said to be "airborn", but these are both untrue. Only transmitted with direct "dick to Jaw" contact.

"Crystal must have been busy last night, she came into class this morning with some serious dickjaw".
"She better get that checked out".

"Why is your Uncle gaping at me from across the room"?
"I don't know, he must have just got dickjawwed".

by Gary Busey is my bitch September 19, 2013

dickname

the nickname you give to your penis.

whats your dickname? let's think of one.
sagachunga...hmm maybe if ur asian.
morpheous..hmm that guy's black.
little white...no my dick is big
moby...could work
whats a penis?...no thats jewish
steakster...sounds too delicious
megasnakehammerbulletsharkgeorge....yep thats the one.
i have to go play with megasnakehammerbulletsharkgeorge.

by CarnivorousJewSlayerSavage July 11, 2006