Dicknored

To completely be a dick and ignore someone.

Megan Fox sent me two friend requests and I Dicknored both of them!

by Dicky Nord December 30, 2010

dickface

What chef Ramsay will call you when you bring a chewed up bit of dog food to the pass and screw up Ben's special.

Gordon: Is that a chewed up bit of chicken from the dog? Here. That's your special. Yeah, have a word with him, yeah? He's given up. Your special has now become not very special thanks to dickface there. Hurry up, Giovanni!
Giovanni: Yeah, but I'm not dickface, chef.
Gordon: Yeah, say that again?!
Giovanni: I said I'm not dickface, chef!
Gordon: Yeah, you're pissed, are you? Not as fucking- Look at me, LOOK AT ME IN THE EYES!! NOT AS PISSED AS I AM!! YOU FUCKIN' ARE!! DONKEY!!
Giovanni: No.
Gordon: Because right now, I don't give a fuck! DICKFACE!
Gordon: You're sending shit, and you're trying to get away with it! Now I'm ready for an argument! SENDING ME THAT, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!
Gordon: And you want to get all sensitive! You want to get all fucking negative!
Giovanni: No, chef!
Gordon: Look at me, look at me, you send me shit like that, take your jacket and FUCK OFF!
Giovanni: Yes, chef!
Gordon: I'm not sending that shit, "chef!"
Giovanni: No, chef. Sorry, chef.

Gordon: That's the well done one. And look at me, I think you're too fucked to get upset with me, you don't give a fuck what I call you. This is not personal, this is professional! That personal was a piece of shit, now pull it back!!
Giovanni: Yes, chef.
Gordon: DICKFACE!

by its raw you donkey! September 8, 2020

dikfore

This is a word to make you ask <I>“the question.”</I> The question being, "What's a dikfore?" Dick. For. What is a dick for. Ultimately, it's up to you to decide the answer to <I>that</I> question. . .

Hey, what's a dikfore? . . . oOoh!

by NotGrant December 8, 2005

Dickfore

a Clever trick to get someone to ask you "what's a dick for?"
Where You can then add your own punchline.

"Stacey, your such a dickfore.

"what's a dickfore??"

"What a tongue isn't for", "Making You Feel Good" ect.

by Triiforceboi January 11, 2009

dickface faggot

A boss who wants you to work late or work on the weekend, who may or may not have homosexual tendencies.

My dickface faggot boss wants me to work this Saturday.

by Ricks127 July 15, 2019

dikfore

The word "dikfore" is used to entrap it's subject into falling for a joke. It can be used in many different contexts, but always produces a similar outcome, or punchline. The word Dikfore is usually mentioned nonchalantly in a sentence, or statement as to evoke the reaction, "Whats a dikfore?" from it's listning audience. The word Dikfore when spoken, sounds like "Dick For". So this word ultimately forces it's test subject to mutter a question such as,"What is dikfore?", sounding to it's listners as, "What is dick for?" It's up to the jokester to decide what their answer will be.

Brian: "Man, I can't believe all the dikfores around here!"
Phil: "What the hell is a dikfore?"
Brian: "Well, I guess in your case, it's for sucking, faggot."

by Brian Press December 28, 2007

dickfor

A jestful term used as a means of luring unsuspecting individuals to inquire into its definition.

e.g.
John: Dude, you're a dickfor.
Adam: What's a dickfor?
John: Ha! You don't know what a dick's for?
(John continues laughing uncontrollably)

by Matt T. February 9, 2004