Gross Dickage

The measurement of the total number of cocks that a female has taken in any of her orifices over a specific period of time or over the course of her sexually active life.

Hey broohhhh! Help me out. Sandy and Renee both want to go out with me. Who should I choose?

Well braaahhhh. Sandy is the hottest. But Renee has the least Gross Dickage. So I'd go with Renee.

Thanks broooohhh!

by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2015

dickabetes

Dickabetes (noun) ;

Pronounced (dik-a-bee-tees)

When a girl feels she will die if she doesn't get a penile injection.

One type of treatment is administered orally. It is classified as a DCI (dickabetical cumsulin injection). A DCI is administered when the female is giving oral sex. Once the male is seconds from cumming in the mouth of the person suffering from dickabetes, he injects himself with an insulin needle then transfers the insulin through his giz into the woman's mouth.

Failure to treat a DCI will result in dickococcal pneumonia. Dickococcal pneumonia leads to serious depression or even death.

That girl keeps looking at my crotch. I think shes suffering from dickabetes.

by Shasta P. McNasty May 28, 2016

dickage

To give someone an unfair deal; to screw someone over.

"You're going to have to cover my shift"

"That is complete dickage"

by LannyM March 18, 2005

dickadence

the act of massive overindulgence in penis. derived from decadence.

Jim's love of and daily indulgence in penis is an example of dickadence.

by j major April 26, 2011

dickage

Quite simply, male genitalia.

My dickage is on show, bruv.

by spunko December 19, 2003

Dickage

To lay the dick down just right and in good measure.

"Man, I gave her good dickage the other night. She realy couldn't take it!"

by Sam O November 16, 2006

Dickage

to take a male humans dick and pwn a female humans vagina.

"There is some serious dickage going on in their room."

by Quagalicious-Louise-Negra August 19, 2009