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DICKstractions

When dick becomes distracting to the point you can’t complete your daily tasks.
Adam - *sends snap*

Tabitha - *opens snap* see’s 🍆 video, immediately closes excel spreadsheet

Tabitha, “well that was very DICKStracting I won’t even be able to finish my reporting with all these DICKStractions! Lmao”
by Wolfany January 19, 2021
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dicktrickle

Pre-cum and or a secretion from the tip of the penis due to a STD.
Man i got the dicktrickles today after banging that prostitute.
by Steve Yonker January 30, 2005
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Dicktrick

A 4 goal game by a player, usually hockey.
Originated from professional hockey player Joe Thornton saying he would whip his dick out and masterbate directly after scoring his 4th goal of the game.
Fan #1: Hey did you you see Jumbo Joe's dicktrick
Fan #2: The 4th goal had such a sick celly!
by TheTFedoration February 1, 2017
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dicktraitor

Someone you trusted but they end up hooking up with the girl you like.
A; I can't believe he did that to me man, he knew how much I liked her.
B: This guy sounds like a real dicktraitor.
by SwaPra March 22, 2017
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Dicktwackted

When a female ( or penis lover of any kind ), is so twacked out high on meth, that they cannot accomplish anything other then things that only involve their own or someone else's penis. This includes masturbation, oral sex and even day dreaming.....
Roomate 1: Did Stephanie leave for work yet???
Roomate 2: I keep hearing slurping noises coming from Jonathan's room so I think she got dicktwackted again......
by LemmeF1ndOut November 20, 2020
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Dick Tracy

Dick Tracy is a comic strip featuring Dick Tracy (originally Plainclothes Tracy), a square-jawed, hard-hitting, fast-shooting, and intelligent police detective. Created by Chester Gould, the strip made its debut on October 4, 1931, in the Detroit Mirror. It was distributed by the Chicago Tribune New York News Syndicate. Gould wrote and drew the strip until 1977.
Although stories often end in gunfights, Tracy uses forensic science, advanced gadgetry, and wits, in an early example of the police procedural mystery story. Stories typically follow a criminal committing a crime and Tracy's relentless pursuit of the criminal. The strip's most popular villain was Flattop Jones, a freelance hitman hired by black marketeers to murder Tracy. When Flattop was killed, fans went into public mourning, and the Flattop Story was reprinted in DC's series of Oversize Comic Reprints in the 1970s. Reflecting film noir, the villains' small crimes led to bigger, out of control situations. Similarly, innocent witnesses were frequently killed, and Tracy's paramour Tess Trueheart was often endangered by the villains. As the story progressed, Tracy adopted an orphan under the name, Dick Tracy Jr., or "Junior" for short, who appeared in investigations until becoming a police forensic artist in his father's precinct, and cultivated a professional partner, the ex-steel worker Pat Patton, who gradually became a detective of skill and courage enough to satisfy Tracy's requirements.
by The Centurion October 25, 2014
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dickgravy

remoistened sperm on cock
not wiping all of sperm before sleep, then getting up without showering and sweatin in the crotch resulting in dickgravy
by marshallmann October 18, 2006
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